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Oyem Farha: via sampler

It's been said that every woman has the exact love life she wants - so if I'm not happy about mine I best get in gear. But I am definitely going to need a bit of help with it. So if you're a socially functional man over 24 who doesn't mind chubby girls and who thinks he can survive things like wine tastings and charity events or for that matter a quiet evening not doing much of anything, I promise to be charming, witty and generally good company. And if you promise to do dishes I might even offer to cook. I'm generally allergic to drama, I tend to intimidate the less secure, and if you don't know how to handle a Scorpio female I'm probably not the one you want to cut your teeth on. But it is spring and we do live in paradise and who knows what fate has in store. If nothing else it always makes for such amusing stories later.

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